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10.15.04: DEADER THAN A DOOR NAIL. GET OUT. GO AWAY!

6.10.04: DEAD. yep.

5.9.04: I(Autumn) am slacking off on this site until summer comes. (around 15th for me). So don't tear the place down.

4.27.04: The old colors hurt my eyes :X A new website layout should follow soon...ish. Then recruiting to get some more activity around here!

4.17.04: Activity check!

4.16.04: Autumn got off her lazy ass and finished changing the website. If it doesn't look different, refresh the page and/or clear your interenet history. Autumn speaks in third person, don't mind her, she is strange today x.X; Now stop ooc posting and get back to rping!

4.12.04: I am removing the character directory section of the website, so please copy your information off there asap!

4.11.04: Happy Easter everyone! Quite a change, eh? Well it is spring now, and since the name no longer holds the colours to red I felt we should try something different :} Website front is set up, the rest is being redone right now.

4.5.04: Blah, my domain host decided to reformat the way things are uploaded to my domain, so the all recently uploaded things are either gone, or went back to how the looked before(IE; the website). More to be fixed...tell me if you see any old RM images lurking.

4.3.04: The website will fixed when I feel like it and when I get the time to, most likely during spring break which is the week after next for me. Sorry for the delay.

3.28.04: Welcome to Aftermath! As you can see we have a new name now. Board all fixed up I think, if you catch any "Red Mists" still being used tell me and I'll fix it. The website will be totally remade soon..er, within a few days?

3.18.04: Well, 5/6 votes said yes to the name change, so change it will. Next step is to get a new name so start thinking and posting ideas here!

3.14.04: We seem to have some guest spammers on the boards. I'm not sure why, or what they want, but if it gets too annoying I'm going to make the boards members only. :}

3.10.04: Changed most of the board smilies from normal smilies into wolves/canine faces instead(made by yours truely). Perhaps I'll change them to other animals later for some diversity. Opinions are welcome on them. Enjoy Also; please note that I am removing the "members" section on the website soon! So please copy all of your character's information and repost it on the character directory section of the board!

3.2.04: Images and domain are working again, sorry for the delay. New layout and plot are coming eventually..

2.28.04: Domain and images are down. Sorry for the inconvenience. Down time. Relax for a bit and think of some posts, but otherwise consider this a vacation. I /will/ have the plot out soon.

2.1.04: A large number of board members were deleted because they either never posted or have been unactive for a great amount of time.

1.21.04: Laboratory board added(Inutech Labs), new labs and suggestions welcome. Keynrow and Algambi boards added to the normal rp areas.

1.10.04: Board updated. All old topics moved to The Grave Yard, if you'd like an old topic reopened message me and I will fix it for you.

12.10.03: Sorry folks I've been very busy, not like it matters much though, no one is rping. Well new applications are closed since I have too many to read over and when I accept people no one even bothers to rp. The outlook for RM is not looking to good. Don't be surprised if the main page is shut down until spring. I'm not deleting it I just want more time to write the story and give the site a better backbone. And with the holiday season and many people traveling I doubt there'll be a jump in posts anyways. I'll write more info/history/guides/etc. No worries though, I'll leave the ezboard as it is and allow people to rp if they wish, which is unlikely. And again, if you have ideas, suggestions, comments or questions feel free to contact me or leave a message on the ezboard. I'm really sorry for not being around to rp and deal with the site in general, I've got more on my plate then I can handle at the moment. Which reminds me, I'm still looking for helpers/site admins to help me moniter and work with the site. Somethings to look forward to; more indepth information, better character directory, interactive rp plot, character art gallery, and holiday activities for both IC and OOC.

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A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red bathing suit. However on the second day, she felt a little more adventurous. She slipped out of it in order to get an overall tan figuring that no one could see her way up there. She'd hardly began when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said a flustered little (out of breath) assistant manager of the hotel. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday!"

"What difference does it make", Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here on the roof and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"With all due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the embarrassed little man. "You are lying on the dining room skylight."

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